Turnabout Insomnia
The Mrs. and I were up long past dawn wrapping up the final case in the Phoenix Wright trilogy. I'll... probably... do a write-up on the series at some point, for somewhere, if only to justify our obsession as research. But I'm up at this hour now, unable to sleep, so I'm finally able to catch up with a few things after the long break while I was out of town. I'll have some real content to speak of later this week, hopefully--if nothing else, the next comics column goes up Tuesday morning--but let's start by cleaning out my tab list:
- Tim O'Neil did a fantastic write-up on the values and drawbacks of the Mandarin as Iron Man's arch-nemesis, which is particularly relevant with his likely appearance in Iron Man 3.
- People venting on terrible working conditions at Diamond. Grain-of-salt reading, but not exactly hard to believe, either.
- I don't know why, out of all the silly pop thought articles I read a day, I was so taken with this note about the unhealthiest chain restaurant foods, maybe because I've noticed my weight not-so-steadily ballooning over the last two years, maybe because watching the KFC Double Down become a meme became tiresome very quickly.
- Speaking of memes, and aren't we always: another day, another Garfield thing. I thought this was cool: taking the color averages of a whole year's worth of strips and analyzing the pattern. The results, of course, will not surprise you.
- Shilling for someone I don't know: I first caught wind of the awesome craft work of Eyes5 over at the forums for MSPaint Adventures (about which more in this week's comics column), but their latest creation, dolls of Nu from Chrono Trigger, was so far up my alley that I couldn't help but point folks over to the sight.
It's been a really strange couple of months, and things haven't gone according to plan at all, but I am sincerely praying that the rough patch has passed. We'll see.
My Bags are Packed, Etc…
It's always nice when really smart people have nice things to say about you--both Dirk and Jog paid me very kind compliments today (re: the return of the Comics Column), particularly given that the final product found its way online riddled with my typos and lazy grammar mistakes. Thanks to both of you.
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Speaking of Moore and Morrison, as that column continued to do, I just saw this post, which reaffirms some of the things I've said in the column thus far. Between this recent column and the earlier Gurren Lagann review, I've leaned on that Moore/Morrison thing a little hard lately, and I'm hoping to go someplace else in future columns. Morrison shows up a bit more than I planned in the next two installments, but it was a little unavoidable based on format--beyond those, I want to get a little further away before I'm permanently branded as an advocate of the same half-dozen comic people. The next column is in my editor's hands and the next is underway, but beyond that I'm not sure exactly where I want to go next.
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I'm going out of town for a week--not sure if I'll be updating, even if the column's next installment goes up at the House in my absence (and I'm not sure exactly what the timetable on that is going to be). I'll be working on some reviews and things offline while I'm gone, but I might not be heard from until my return. That said, best way to reach me if necessary will probably be Twitter (see the sidebar). Let's meet back here next week, under the old oak tree.
The Comics Column Returns
Just in time, before I'm out of state for a week, my sort-of-lauded, mostly-ignored Comics Column at The House Next Door (care of Slant Magazine) returns, with essentially a continuation of my previous column--
Comics Column #5b: The Fragrance of Nostalgia
In which much hay is made out of two failed comic book movies, one from Hollywood and one from Japan.
"The argument over the importance of "authorial intent" has been waging since long before I was born, but it pales in the face of the idea this story represents: the narrative that we write ourselves about the art we experience or consume will override even the literal facts about that work.
[A cynic (like myself, unsurprisingly) could relate this to what feels like a growing resistance to empiricism in this country, one that feels culturally damaging. But this isn't an article about that, it's an article about my pithy response to comic book adaptation.]"
I've already sent the next column in, so it shouldn't be all that long before it drops, either. I can't promise they'll all be so regular, but not adhering to the original format is helping somewhat.
Hey, cartoonists–
FACT:
If you aren't trying to be this good every day:
...Then get the fuck out, because we don't need you.
Krigstein, "Master Race" (h/t Joe Bloke)
New: Comic-Con: Comic-Free?
Over at Mediaelites, I took a quick glance at the San Diego
Comic-Con nonsense with my trademark brand of pessimism:
The only problem seems to be the second half of that name. Comic-Con just sounds so… nerdy. At least, that’s how Comic-Con International seems to view it, as their efforts to push the comic book content out in favor of that fat Hollywood cash seem less subtle than ever.
"Shit sucks, film at eleven," that's my journalistic credo.
All right, actually, just one more…
I always get itchy posting a lot of links in a row, but after pointing to those two articles, I'd be remiss in not pointing out just one more: Chris Sims over at ComicsAlliance came in swinging today with this one: The Racial Politics of Regressive Storytelling--a look at how superhero comics, DC in particular (Geoff Johns in even further particular), in resetting the status quo to 1978, are whitewashing the superhero genre.
A favorite bit here:
By itself, in the isolated, insular world of comics, this makes perfect sense: If the characters of the '30s and '40s existed on a separate Earth from the characters of the '50s, then it makes perfect sense that characters created later would have existed on still another Earth. But the subtext here -- no matter how unintentional it is -- is that these newer characters don't belong in the DC Universe. They need to be somewhere else while the real characters, the ones who, by coincidence, aren't black or Italian or have Latino parents, have their real adventures.
It's the unintentional building of a cosmic-scale meta-textual ghetto.
Go, take a look. And for "fun," count off in the comments thread before someone outs themselves as ignorant - it, thankfully, takes a bit longer than usual, but not all that long.
I am superfluous
There are times when you look at what everyone else is doing, and wonder what the point is in trying to keep up. I highly recommend you check out these two articles to see what some great critics are up to:
- Matt Zoller Seitz, founder of The House Next Door, drops by Salon to point out that superhero films have proven themselves to be creatively bankrupt exercises that, as a genre, don't even aspire to as much as superhero comics.
- Over at The Comics Journal, Rob Clough takes a look at the Hicksville rerelease, including how retrospectively it seems to chart the trajctory of Horrocks's career, and also reminding us why the book is a modern classic.
I'm working on a handful of stuff over here, but things are going slowly. More hopefully soon.
I’m over at Mediaelites
Someone else was crazy enough to let me do the occasional piece for them! Over at Mediaelites, I have a quick note on the current status of the Marvel and DC legal battles. Go check it out! Thanks to all the guys over there for letting me through the doors.
While I'm here...
...I don't have anything to add, I just wanted to share that picture with you. Make your own comment. (h/t to Comicsalliance)

